^ "Donnie darko: why are you wearing that stupid bunny costume?" Rabbit: why are you wearing that stupid human costume? < laying in bed considering a 1-handed snake ride V loves giving their dog head to keep them happy and healthy
^ I'm mostly concerned with my health since dog sperm is a natural antioxidant. < Feeling that great sense of accomplishment having done zero work on my shift thus far. V Will my bosses understand if I turn in a work order for forum games??
^ Marco can't marry you because he's already engaged to Whist < I should be asleep like 1hr ago, but I'm not even the slightest bit tired... v Has considered changing their gender to hermaphroditic
^ A big fan, but since I don't use protection with my wife, they're only for display. I wonder why my wife keeps taking them? <Lol, and I still can't sleep, so here I am... v Is starting a BLM campaign in Africa, starting in Uganda
^ turns out they weren't interested in black lives. Instead No One Lives Forever has them killing each other. < is at the end of his rope with stupid coworkers. V still has a ton of toilet paper if anyone wants to make a deal.
^ I'll have some killer mummy costumes for my entire family this Halloween < listening to my wife complain about my typing right now is making me laugh silently v freely distributes reused condoms "as new" to destitute families at the homeless shelters across America