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+/- just made all character models nude for shits and giggles, rather they wear any armor or not... as in completely nude, free with the wind
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+Sigma has been released.
-Sigma is not compatible with Multires, PlugY, Maphacks, TSW Server or D2 Stats reader.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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-epic fail. Sigma release discovers its incompatible with Diablo 2 entirely forcing users to purchase Sigma as a stand alone project, however Blizzard gets word and shuts Sigma down promptly with lawsuits. Devs decide to remake Sigma starting from scratch.
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+pounce can now spawn on any crafted weapon, without a spelltimer.
-It doesn't do weapon damage but instead flat magic
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+ Pounce additionally scales with base Energy and Vitality, and is treated as a spell (meaning it scales with phys/magic spell damage). Ignores magic inmunity.
- It no longer scales with base Dexterity and Strength, deals 10% less damage on consecutive uses on the same enemy and may ocassionally bug out and teleport you on top of an temporarily invulnerable hostile death projector with a 0.05% chance per pounce.
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+Next Median huge content patch will now work on Macs.
-No longer compatible with Windows.
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+Next patch we will have virtual reality
-You have to bound your soul to the game, if you die in game, you die IRL.
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+Sigma will be released for Christmas.
-whist died.
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GregMXL wrote:+Next Median huge content patch will now work on Macs.
-No longer compatible with Windows.


i enjoy this. I will own the market until everyone gets macbooks.
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+Sigma is literally the best thing in existence and everyone is happy
-Multiplayer is so laggy it's unplayable