"The Median Patch Notes" Game

[ekkudapoxui]

+Now every class can be either man or woman
-no cons detected

[GregMXL]

+Sigma is perfect.
-Marco, suchbalance and whist are kidnapped by Isis.

[ekkudapoxui]

+ISIS wants only 100TG for them
-I dont have any TG.

[GregMXL]

+I have tg.
-But not for them.

[ekkudapoxui]

+i can offer ISIS the seal of the nephalem kings
-they want it to conquer the world

[GregMXL]

+I can offer them a QQ ring.
-They want the Mercenary Bomb armor for some reason.

[ekkudapoxui]

+mxl dev are now free
-for an exchange of turning Lut Gholein npcs into muslims

[GregMXL]

+Sigma is God.
-God has been put on hold for a few years.

[ekkudapoxui]

+ Marco the god sent sigma (jesus christ) to us.
-sigma will be crucified

[GregMXL]

+Diablo 4 is coming.
-Blizzard sucks balls.