"The Median Patch Notes" Game

[DreamTeam]

+Act 8, 9 and 10 are announced in the near future.

- You can no longer transfer or trade sacred items as they become account bound.

[ekkudapoxui]

+Baseball tournament events are added
-I can't do shit there

[DreamTeam]

+Everybody who logs in the first week of Median XL: Sigma gets a random sacred unique.

-Some people exploited the gift and were able to receive hundreds of sacred uniques.

[GregMXL]

+I'm working for extra cash.
-I can't play Median right now.

[DreamTeam]

+Anybody who reaches level 120 or higher on hardcore ladder receives a cool looking badge.

-The badge colors are glitched so it may make your eyes see blurry rainbows on the forums.

[billy500]

+Dickard Cain abolishes slavery to each and every demon belonging to Diablo and his brethren.
-Seems all the demon's were actually racist and enslaved others anyways.

[ekkudapoxui]

+billy is back!!!
-billy gets decookied

[billy500]

+ekkudapoxui goes numb.
-ekkudapoxui goes numb.

[GregMXL]

+Billy is life.
-Billy is on drugs.

[ekkudapoxui]

+Billy is life
-Billy died because of overdose