"The Median Patch Notes" Game

[ekkudapoxui]

-ekkudapoxui drinks a lot
+ Tea

[GregMXL]

+Greg loves steak.
-His dog doesn't but should.

[ekkudapoxui]

+Doggo eats snacc
-His owner doesnt but should

[GregMXL]

+Doggo is awesome.
+Doggo is awesome.

[ekkudapoxui]

+doggo is awesome
-only barb has him

[GregMXL]

+Acid fiends are also awesome.
-But they're still not doggos.

[ekkudapoxui]

+all summonable creatures look like doggos
+best patch

[GregMXL]

+Assassin is op.
-Assassin is op.

[ekkudapoxui]

+assassin is op
-she is not thicc

[GregMXL]

+Assassin has a nice booty.
-Breasts are a bit small.