Story Time

Went out to drink and got wrekt and blacked out and Ekku finally got laid and there were hookers and midgets and...

Then we realized we were in GoT universe, when we asked where are we exactly, guy said...

Winter is coming and...

All I want to do is sleep this weekend because all the cold weather, but somebody told me...

To get up cause baseball season is only 3 months away but Ekku doesn't...

Want to join us at the baseball games because he's too busy...

Not caring about American sports and would rather cook up some great food and have sex with...

Angelina Jolie but Angelina told him he wasn't wealthy enough...

because ekku was just a doggo, but when ekku gave her a scoobie snacc, Angelina...

Was thrilled to give ekku a nice massage and then Angelina told ekku...