Q&A Reversed

Should the lube turn purple and smell like orange sherbet?

My soul just vomited and I feel dirty.

I felt so violated after watching My Little Pony...

Yes, believe it or not, it's actually very stimulating!

Do those anal beads hurt?

I only have time for one more...

Hey man, do you wanna try snorting a line of this rocked up chemotherapy drug again?

Omg, it felt so good when it finally came out!

What did the shit feel like after eating that entire KFC chicken bucket with gravy?

Life is like a box of contraceptives.

What was White Trash Tina's sister/mom's nugget of wisdom??

If you fold it back you can find the center.

*kek

These massive labia are obscuring my vision, where's the hole?

In the shed behind the garden gnome statues.

Where do you keep your vibrating cervix pounder??

The smell is hard to describe but it does have a lemon butter flavor.

Does King Prawn semen have an odour?

Only if her feet touch the ground when she urinates.

Is she too old for me to bang??

They're not free until three months from today.