Granted!!! Lol, a mistake in whatevers database says your old enough to collect everything super old people get and you travel, but after a year, you get bored with life after checking everything off your bucket list and when you try to go back to work, you're tossed in jail for evading taxes and "lying" about your age.
I wish I could go back in time and motivate myself to program like a maniac so by this time in my life, I'd be fucking super good haxor ceo mother fucker