The Person Below Me

It's ok. My girlfriend let my wife know for me cause she's courteous like that.

Tpbm showed up late to his baby shower and noticed an extremely large black fellow already took his place.

Well, at least he was a basketball player so I'll be getting some a sick alimony payments from my wife 8-)

Tpbm once tried a but-crack tuck with their shlong while wearing a string bikini during their bi-weekly cross-dressing fetish

And I was sooooo pretty. I'd do me.

Tpbm is using the water in Flint, Michigan to concoct a new line of specialized cocktails.

Hey, if it sells... nobody has to know whats in it!

Tpbm once ran out of toilet paper in a public restroom and came out of the of the stall minus one sock... if you know what I mean.

Well the other one was my jerk off sock, and it's essential!!

Tpbm is still going to vote for Jeb Bush regardless...

Well, the Bushs' show a level of intelligence so admirably rare in this political field, I can't help but vote for them! :whistle:

Why am I not the person below you?

Tpbm has an Oedipus Complex.

That's some twisted shit right there... yes, I not only have the complex, I partake an anal rimming of my own mother and made sure my parents divorced so I'd have sole right to her anus.

tpbm finds the sickest shit on the internet I've never even though up before.

What's so bad about pissing in a woman's ass after a few anal gangbang creampies while she's eating Frosted Flakes? Lighten up.

Tpbm secretly faps to animal porn.

I bought one of those fake pussy sex toys and threw on a racoon skin and now I'm fapping fabously.

tpbm is, for whatever reason, completely immune to drugs, yet still tries to get high