Ban the Person Above

Banned for saying hi to my anus.

Banned for not banning enough anus around here

Banned cause I don't want to ban every asshole on these forums cause it'll get too boring here.

banned for repressed banning spree

Banned for having devastating pectorals.

Banned for unhinged optimism; I consider my pecs sub-par compared to what they once used to be

Banned for voicing your own opinion, especially when it's wrong.

Banned for not being at work with me on a rather dull day

Banned for working too hard.

Banned for not attending this area of the forums for far too long