The Person Below Me

I've already smoked myself sober.

Tpbm gets that tingly feeling from his clit whenever he sees me post something.

My man-clit get fully erect, and my asshole sopping wet, whenever I read one of GregMXLs posts... watch out internet!

Tpbm is so broke, they dumpster dive for dinner, and use Starbuck wifi on their broken tablet to post here.

Yea man, I am going through money like it's monopoly money lately. If you hear of a median forumer going postal you'll know who it is.

Tpbm is great at monopoly but bad at Median XL.

Actually I suck pretty decently at both.

Tpbm has never dated before, but only had one night stands or went straight to the alter

I really would like to rewind back and fix a few things...mainly the girl I married and getting married at all.

Tpbm was not read his miranda rights when he got arrested.

We have rights in Obamanation?

Tpbm is so lazy, they sleep daily till the very last minute then roll out of work for bed, and when they get home from work, maybe a couple hours of tele then sleep again.

I'd be great at my job if my job description was sleeping.

Tpbm is a peeping tom even though his name isn't Tom.

Close, it's a common misnomer. I actually "peep @ Tom" through his hole in the wall without his knowledge, but I can see how the saying has becomes easily muddled.

tpbm gets their prison sentence reduced by farming gold in WoW

real thing btw: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/may/25/china-prisoners-internet-gaming-scam
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_farming_in_China

And after I'm done serving time in a warehouse-turned-internet cafe, I can get a job farming gold in WoW and selling it online for the Chinese government. Except I'm not in prison.

TPBM should help turn this fan-made film into a a full feature-length film. And keep Michael Bay away from it.

I like dragon balls.

TPBM uses a real cheap cologne to lure in the old ladies.