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Taem
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Granted! Much to your chagrin, you come to find out (the hard way) that they were actually vastly more intelligent than you are, and were talking dumb just to let you be included in their conversations... oh well, cat's out of the bag now!

I wish that flubby would punch himself in the face till the point of near death for no particular reason other than it's my solemn desire to see his response
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Granted.

Now about my 24/7 erection...


I wish that girl on the 7th floor would show me her tits.
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Granted! Unfortunately after her double mastectomy, wasn't too exciting

I wish I could get off from making vowel sounds
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Granted.

Now when "The Witch Doctor " comes on the radio you're gonna fill your car with baby pudding.


I wish I could travel the world and everywhere I went I could automatically speak and understand the language.
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Granted! Unfortunately your wish was not specific enough, and everywhere you go, you can speak in code... to machines... java, html, css, python, C+, fortran, unix, assembly... you name it!

I wish my entire fucking bathroom didn't overflow last night and I didn't spend till fucking now (5am) ripping up baseboards and flooring to prevent mold and water damaged drywall...
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Granted!

Now you have the world's first shit geyser and the line is forming at what everyone thinks is the gift shop so they can buy souvenirs.

I wish my daughter's house had a quick fix for the electrical problem.
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Granted! The electrical problem caused the house to burn down, solving itself!

I wish that if I sat very still, I could disappear from sight.
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Granted!

Where the hell did he go??


I wish we could "social distance" from now on.
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Granted! COVID keeps mutating and social distancing is here to stay... forever!

I wish flubby's wife would stop changing her lipstick; my dick looks like a rainbow 8-)