The "What Would You Do If" game

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flubbucket
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I would "identify" as a fart and just hang around being obnoxious.

WWYDI you were forced to become Nancy Pelosi's personal skin ironer??
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Taem
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I'd quit once leatherface returned for his trophy

Wwydi hot became cold, and cold became hot, so sticking food in the microwave was the same as flash freezing it?
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flubbucket
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My kids would be paralyzed in front of the microwave unable to understand why their pizza rolls are never ready.

WWYDI a politician told the truth??
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Immediately assume they were lying...

WWYDI you won a $1bil lottery but before you turned the ticket in, you heard the lottery commission say to police where you lived they wanted the winner dead and would split the profits with whichever cop did the deed once "that" person turns in the lottery ticket?
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flubbucket
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Strap on my suicide vest and "take it with me."



WWYDI Melania Trump sent a limo for you with instructions to meet her in a private getaway? ?
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Be deathly afraid for far too many reasons to state.

WWYDI MY dogs showed up at YOUR house uninvited and ate all the pets in your house?
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WWYDI some black dude smacked your girls ass in public?
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flubbucket
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I'd tell him he'd better wear a condom if he wants to live through it.


WWYDI the cure for the corona virus entailed an intimate evening with Nancy Pelosi??
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I'd tell her to take me to her planet

WWYDI these days really are the end times, and the world ends in December?
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flubbucket
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I would buy myself everything I ever wanted for Christmas.


WWYDI you found out where the virus REALLY came from??