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flubbucket
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I would "identify" as a fart and just hang around being obnoxious.

WWYDI you were forced to become Nancy Pelosi's personal skin ironer??
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I'd quit once leatherface returned for his trophy

Wwydi hot became cold, and cold became hot, so sticking food in the microwave was the same as flash freezing it?