Story Time

Taem is growing flustered. He can't seem to penetrate Flub or Greg's mighty anuses. Taem was so angry he was even thinking of adding more cabbage, beans and broccoli to his plates. He's clearly running out of options now.

But he whipped out a bottle of super lube and went to work.

He drank the super lube and unleashed a vile, putrid defecation for all of the earth to taste.

The Super-Lubed shitstorm created an anomalous reverse turdal wave launching them in all directions.

It was raining poop from a lacerated sky. Taem was even eating his own poop and pooping that out as well. Yet another shitstorm.

With Taem eating shit and then shitting out the shit so quickly a phenomenon was created.....Shitception!!

It was shit within a shit within a shit.

Taem realized the situation had turned from shitty to shittier. His powers were starting to weaken ever so slightly and he knew he would have to resort to another tactic.

He started funneling shit out of his anus and force feeding it to all the weaker forum dwellers who, in turn, joined forces with Taem and combined their crud, creating shit mountains for Flubs and Greg to overcome. In order for them to conquer the mighty Mount Shitmanjaro they needed to put their sphincters together and realized that two sphincters were better than one.

Standing back to back, flubbucket and GregMXL formulated a strategy. Locking arms flubbucket bent himself forward loading GregMXL on his back. With Kaopectius Imodium of Pepto the Ancient Armor of the Probiotics to protect them they carefully aimed their tandem turder tot torpedo tubes at Mount Shitmanjaro's base.