The Person Below Me

My asshole is money!!!

Tpbm is an original but has a pink copy at home for your records

I have a lot of pink things, originals and copies aren't either of them.

Have you ever been given the pink slip?

Only because they were being dicks about me stealing stuff I really really needed.

Would you please tell my parole officer I've been on this forum all day??

I heard you wear a bracelet that notifies authorities if you leave this forum.

Do you prefer sativa or indica?

Any pot in a storm I always say....

Tpbm uses puff puff pass for reasons they are not intended.

I never pass on puffing the magic dragon.

Tpbm thought puffing the magic dragon meant something gay.

That dragon told me I was pretty and said "I love you."

Tpbm wishes it was quittin' time.

I've already quit everything.

Tpbm actually has a house phone and uses it.

My pink princess phone will live forevah dahling

Tpbm can't make change for a dollar

I can but I'll have to steal from the other homeless guy's cup.

Tpbm gets real emotional when they see those 3 legged dog commercials with the depressing music.