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stepped out of my urine filled sensory deprivation tank and breathed in the fresh air. Suddenly I realized...

I had just got done eating a poop filled lollipop. After I made out with my girl I...

Wiping my mouth off with my diaper I look up to see several video cameras. Which begs the question...

Is scat really this awesome? When I realized it was I...

logged into my blog Scataculer Doodle Nuggets of Wisdom and uploaded today's video short. To my surprise...

Instead of scat I found two donkeys running the train on some innocent Russian girl. After wanking off I proceeded to...

make some taquitos, but in the oven instead of the microwave. As the oven timer dinged...

I realized I didn't let the dog out all day so there was pudding all over the house. I was no angry that I...

grabbed the stupid dog along with the cat, who should have stopped the dog, and shoved them into the hot oven. It was then I noticed...

My favorite TV show came on so as the animals cooked I was so happy to see the show, that I...