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left them in too long and they are now too crispy to eat. Instead of eating them I decided....

To make Chinese food for tomorrow. Only thing missing was a fortune cookie so I...

took the canary out of the cage and put it in my lunch box to open later and see if there's a fortune inside. What I didn't plan on was...

The canary pecking away at the food I took out of the oven. Carnivorous canaries are really...

known for their flamboyant plumage and fluent Mandarian . However this one appears to....

Speak Russian and it's feather arrangement is quite checkered. The problem is...

the bird is now unsuitable as a fortune cookie and will instead be used as a vodka shot glass. This all hinges on...

Whether the bird has an enlarged prostate or not. Chances are...

slim since this is a female canary. With this in mind....

The realization that it had a yeast infection dawned on me and I just to be safe I had to stick my finger in it's ass for no reason. The canary then..