Finish The Sentence

[GregMXL]

Do a sequel to his amazing movie the Pacifier with Paul Walker's ghost and JCVD. Unfortunately for him Adele...

[flubbucket]

was unavailable to sing an Oscar winning theme song for the movie. But as a substitute she....

[GregMXL]

Elected Celine Dion and her giant schnoz to both do the entire Pacifier 2 soundtrack. Everyone's breakfast, lunch and dinner were now safe except that...

[Taem]

one hamburger with salmonella. Santa hates...

[GregMXL]

This forum. Not only are we gonna get lumps of coal in all our inboxes but...

[flubbucket]

our chimneys will be filled to overflowing with reindeer shit. But what Santa doesn't know....

[GregMXL]

Is that Taem is tired of playing these forum games and takes shits bigger than those Reindeer. The last thing Santa expected was...

[flubbucket]

a ton of Taem turds targeting tiny tots with eerie glowing eyes. These corn children were in fact....

[GregMXL]

Children of the corn turds. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow...

[flubbucket]

translates into "Kill the children of the corn turds before they take over the world and eliminate all litter boxes." Could this mean....