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That there would be no place to cover up these corn turds? All these children without a home? With no litter to cover their turdly bodies? Now what happened was...

from far of in the distance a cry echoed...."We can cover the corn turds one quarter mile at a time!!!" The cry startled Celine Dion and she whipped her giant schnoz around and...

Realized that she could make a movie called Titanic 2 and that her giant schnoz could be used to down the second Titanic. Fellow Canadian and famous fudge packing hockey player Sidney Crosby thought the idea was so good that he'd sing the soundtrack for Celine's new movie and...

star as the female lead. Having so much experience in back checking and the two man advantage, Sidney decided....

To just accept the penalty the ref gave him for too many men in his room and just come out of the closet. He was relieved to hear that Bieber also...

liked two men at a time. All this gayness gave Adele a wicked idea. So she grabbed Celine Dion....

Did a duet about the two Canadian cock gobblers. Vin Diesel decided to travel to Canada to see what all the fuss was about and to see if it was possible to live his life one quarter mile at a time in another country. Sydney Crosby was trying to live his life more than one man at a time but...

but when he saw Vin trying to convert miles into kilometers he was love struck. He frolicked over to Vin and promptly....

Rubbed his penciled-in mustache on Vin's head. Vin got so pissed that he seemingly had keys to any and every muscle car within a two mile radius and drove away to find out who Russell Crowe and Shia LaBeouf were fighting.

Upon arrival to the Heptagon fighting arena, Vin rushes to the fence. Looking a bit too closely he notices a distinct lack of bulge in either Shia's or Russel's fighting togs. Turns out it wasn't really them but actually.....