Finish The Sentence

Justin and Sydney prancing around in the heptagon to one of Bieber's girly songs. Vin wanted to know what car Sydney used to get to the heptagon faster than he did so he can live his life one quarter mile at a time faster than Sydney. Except Sydney didn't drive there..he....

arrived via his DIY time machine built from plans he saw in Popular Science. Unbeknownst to the everyone, Sydney had been secretly using the time machine to...

Go back in time and try to grow out a real mustache because that's what Justin really loves. Nicholas Cage tried to snip some hair off his head to help them but...

snipped a handful of pubs instead.

When I get horny and there's nobody home, I immediately watch...

The Golden Girls. I usually watch creepy grandma porn but...

when the hankerin' for midget fisting hits, all bets are off as well as the pants. But if Sydney is around....

I pull out the shaving cream as well. Once I got lice and had to shave all the hair off my body and decided...

You wished the hair on your body that you just shaved off was really from Nicholas Cage's weave. After dressing up like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs you took one look into the mirror and said "I'd...

like a pumpkin spice latte because it will make everyone want to do me." Overhearing this, Steven Seagal whispered,....

"Would you fuck me?", Adele said...