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get an erection. This proved to be nearly impossible until....

he got super high. He was using...

Aqua Net hairspray in a paper bag. This has also been know to cause....

Elephantiasis of the nutsack so as I bounced my way over to the grocery store...

Greg was attracting quite a bit of attention to himself. One woman stopped and gasped, "

"Sir! Your scrotum is showing! So Greg reached into his pocket and...

Pulled out a payday candybar cause he was hungry but was really worried he might ruin his appetite for later so he...

laughed at how stupid this thread is, but ultimately looked inside himself and realized that this thread isn't so much as stupid, as he was just a self loathing douche. So he said screw it, added to the story, and finished that payday, because those are delicious and...

then i got here, said "no" and left. "No" is the general answer to everything. As it turns out...

But that's not really true but he said no anyway and then...