The "What Would You Do If" game

I'd give you a big dog lick.

Wwydi I told you I was really a girl in real life?

I'd try to have a romantic skype steak dinner with you.

Wwydi I told you the same?

I'd say you're the sexiest doggo I've ever seen.

Wwydi you were exiled to my country with no money?

I'd live there and be the best good boy, she'd ever have. bork

wwydi you were exiled to Russia with 1000 Rubles?

I'd buy the hottest Russian hooker I could afford.

Wwydi you woke up one day and, went to your kitchen and I was fixing a clog you had in your sink?

I'd ask why do you do that, as it was fixed a day before.

Wwydi you woke up one day, went to the kitchen and see Marco waiting the breakfast?

I'd be confused and wonder how he broke into my house cause I always lock all doors and windows.

Wwydi you weren't busy?

I'd play mxl and forum games.

Wwydi you werent busy aswell?

I'd be here with Mr. Ekku!

Wwydi you had a donkey to ride around town?

I'd ride around the town on my donkey named Lamborghini.

Wwydi you had a donkey with same name?