The "What Would You Do If" game

[GregMXL]

I'd think I would probably be murdered asap for being Murica whitey.

Wwydi you woke up next to the sexiest girl ever?

[ekkudapoxui]

I would wait until she wakes up to see her reaction and ask who is she.

Wwydi you woke up next to Sasha Grey?

[GregMXL]

I'd guess I'd be happy and wonder why she'd sleep with me with all the other guys she can get and has already gotten.

Wwydi you woke up next to Sasha Grey who woke up next to me?

[ekkudapoxui]

I would be wondering what the fuck did I do that I am in USA now.

Wwydi you woke up as a hobbit?

[GregMXL]

I'd have hairy feet.

Wwydi you were a bipolar lunatic?

[ekkudapoxui]

I would not sleep.

Wwydi you were a donkey from Shrek?

[GregMXL]

I'd have an easier life.

Wwydi you were a mobster?

[ekkudapoxui]

I would be wanted by bad girls and "good" cops.

Wwydi you were a son of God?

[GregMXL]

I'd ask God why so much bad shit exists on this planet.

Wwydi I was your God?

[ekkudapoxui]

you are. I am worshiping you.

Wwydi I you were my god?