Stupid Question -> Stupid Answer

He's - 19 stupid.

Where did I put my glasses?

They are probably in front of you. You just dont see them.

Why i have to sing in school choir?

Because of your beautiful, high octave hitting voice.

Why won't you sing to me?

Because of the huge distance between us and I dont have skype.

What song you want to hear from me?

Whatever song you'd love to serenade me with.

How can you not have Skype?

Because teamspeak is lyfe!

Do you think Big Shaq - "mans not hot" is romantic enough for serenade?

Yes. Go for it.

Judging by my posts here don't you think I have an amazing voice myself?

I started thinking about it and i presume you either have Vitas voice or very low bass.

What music instrument should i use to perform a serenade?

I can go high and low believe it or not.

The harp?

That thing is huge and will not fit in my room (i live in the shed xd)

What about accordion?