The "What Would You Do If" game

[GregMXL]

I'd have a great story to tell my children.

Wwydi you won a scratch off and the prize was for you to go fuck yourself?

[billy500]

I would say "Woohoo I won a million fuck yourselves!".

Wwydi your face was your third leg from the "Answer with a question." topic?

[GregMXL]

I'd enter marathons.

Wwydi you weren't here playing these retarded forum games?

[billy500]

Go back into hibernation.

Wwydi Laz came back but in a "Metaphorical manner" to you?

[GregMXL]

I'd try to purify him metaphorically.

Wwydi Laz sued Marco for stealing Median XL?

[billy500]

I'd say "Gonna watch for those scraps and *hint .txt's hint*".

Wwydi you weren't the Spamming Admin™?

[GregMXL]

I'd be reduced to rubble.

Wwydi I jerked off in your french toast?

[billy500]

That'd be some tasty toast.

Wwydi every time you said any vowel you voice cracked?

[GregMXL]

I'd wonder why it took me 40 years to hit puberty.

Wwydi you woke up with a Dirty Sanchez right under your nose?

[ekkudapoxui]

I'd go back to

The Sleep

The Sleep
Required Level: 125
Cube After Completing a Trophy Challenge to Awaken
Disenchant to open a portal to the World Nexus
Keep in Inventory to Gain Bonus
Maximum Fire Resist +(0 to 1)%
Maximum Lightning Resist +(0 to 1)%
Maximum Cold Resist +(0 to 1)%
Maximum Poison Resist +(0 to 1)%

WWYDI you see that horrible pun?