Story Time

All of a sudden forum cats were all howling as if in heat. This obviously got me excited.

It was time to call in the BIG GUNS... the admins!

With slug-like agility the admins sashayed into the forum languidly waving their bandildoes.

There's only one admin that can be responsible for all the cat orgies in this forum so I believe he deserves a bit of credit.

Unbeknownst to the feline orgyest...orgyer...orgy maker happener...there was villainy just around the corner; slimy, icky, poopy villainy.

A forum dweller named taem started leaving his own steaming, human feces conveniently next to all the other stink nuggets in the litter box.

Taem was well known for his scatacular shenanigans, but this time he's gone too far.

taem had shit, quite literally, on the admins - shouts of, "you're so full of shit" fell on taems deaf ears.

Taem cared very much about the poop riddled clues he left the admins. Threatening notes asking the admins to figure out what exactly he ate the night before with a wrong answer leading to the death of a forum member.

flubbucket dove in head first frantically rummaging through the fecal treasure trove. "CORN...I HAVE CORN!!!" he shouted.