The Person Below Me

Nope. I'm just happy to see you.

Tpbm tried stapling it shut, but it opened back up again.

Yes my wife's mouth was hard to keep closed.

Tpbm believes that if you don't use it, you lose it.

I never had it.

Tpbm is gonna need a hatchet to chop up their latest turd.

You're right about that, I've gone through 5 different sized plungers. All for naught.

Tpbm likes when their turd sinks like a submarine and the water splashes back up their chute.

You can get used to the Bomber Bidet.

Tpbm now knows wasabi is NOT a good sexual lubricant.

But fabric softener is.

Tpbm eats his cereal with a fork.

Keeps the milk out of my beard.

Tpbm just now realized the World Series was going on......aaaaand it's done.

I'm a Mets fan. I knew it was done before it even started.

Tpbm makes more money than sports players.

I make more in a year than most pro athletes make in an entire month!!

Tpbm is an avid player of full contact checkers.

Torn Achilles, broken leg and numerous fractures once someone kinged me.

Tpbm thinks sports are too violent and would rather watch golf.