The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

Fortunately she loves to tastes the hot goodness of delectable body chocolate.

Unfortunately she's allergic to the nutty body chocolate.

Fortunately she has an inhumane resistance to it and decides to eat away anyway.

Unfortunately I realized that after I kissed her.

Fortunately she brushed her teeth before kissing.

Unfortunately I didn't.

Fortunately she brushed yours for you with steamy body chocolate.

Unfortunately my pearly whites are gone forever.

Fortunately your shitty yellows are here forever

Unfortunately you have no teeth which is also bad.