The "What Would You Do If" game

I would crawl to my grave.

Wwydi you lost both your hands in 'Nam?

I'd become a pitcher in the MLB.

Wwydi chain smoked crack?

I reread your sentence because I lost about 50% of my reading ability because I noticed you forgot your pronoun.

Wwydi you were the only one on the planet who couldn't do a proper dab?

A little dab will do me.

Wwydi I never used pronouns.

I'd me sew pruberli riturdid dath I no nothig ti takk abuut.

Wwydi you were gay with Bill Clinton?

I'd borrow that stained dress.

Wwydi your neighbors recorded your every move?

i'd ask that sextape I did 2 days ago (i didn't

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WWYDI you woke up in Sanctuary with Deckard Cain in your bed?

I'd be a very informed homosexual.

Wwydi you had elephantiasis of the nut sack?

I would say to the parasites "Why u no go to Greg!?".

Wwydi you had a 2 year old wife?

I would play with her in kindergarten

WWYDI you had 2 years old husband?