Story Time

GregMXL, covered in an excessive amount of poop laden corn, shows signs of life. Flubbucket is able to revive him. Maybe there's some sort of way of stopping Taem, The Excretion Extraordinaire.

Overwhelmed at the recovery of GregMXL, flubbucket slumps down in a heap barely holding onto his wits. Then the faintest whispering sound starts from seemingly everywhere.

These whispers are from the Holy Trinity themselves...the Marco, the Quirinus and the Holy Suchbalance. These 3 have tried to save this forum numerous times but thought that sending their powerful castaway, GregMXL, to guard the weak would be enough while they were in a completely different universe. Unbeknownst to man, Taem and his Fecal Frenzy was an unexpected occurrence that this forum was simply not ready for.

The faint whispering let slip few words; sinister, dazed, blame, shitstorm. Eyes darted from the encircled triumvirate to the two exhausted souls sitting in the shit.

But the power of Flubbucket was taken a bit lightly. At first glance he seemed like a mere mortal but he has battled both the Gods and Titans before. Although Taem's Craptastic Cornish Chocolate Banana hurling was impeccable, Flub has an amazing life rejuvenation and turd damage reduction. In addition to healing his party he can definitely hurl a Devious Defecation himself. GregMXL was lucky to have an ally like this. Taem might not be ready for a counter attack.

Infused with a new found hope because of GregMXL's recovery, flubbucket rose to his feet dripping in diarrhea. He cleared his throat and said to the trio, "You guys here to help or watch?? Also does anyone have some gum?? I have an awful taste in my mouth." Knowing the herculean task before them, they exchanged long looks of sober consideration.

Flubbucket's heroic stance had caused GregMXL to stand tall. GregMXL uttered his first words since being walloped with Taem's Sphincter Spears and Flatulent Floaters. He stood on one knee triumphantly and said "I didn't hear no bell." The forum went insane, The Holy trio were so ready for this counter attack that Marco got a huge boner which made the situation seem quite awkward. Flubs, who gathered numerous mud monkeys into his turd flinging backpack, was ready to go.

Suddenly it appeared Marco was not only sporting a boner, but he seemed to be moving in a robotic manner perhaps even under the control of someone. Turning his one-eyed wonder weasel in their direction he proceeded to maniacally stroke it. It didn't look pleasurable in the least and when the cackling laughter was heard off in the distance it was clear something else was going on.

Taem, the Stool Slinger, was so powerful he was able to charm Marco and his tiny unit and make it even bigger. It kept getting bigger and bigger even to Marco's confusion who was used to nothing more than 3 inches. Marco was under the sick control of Taem and this was bad news for everyone. Marco was immune to everything and now he's immune to anything Flub and GregMXL could throw at him. All seems lost now. Now it's the forum vs. Taem and Marco's charmed wenis.

It a moment of sentient serendipity, Marco's wenis realized it was better than Marco and willfully separated itself from Marco's body. It then continued growing to nearly 15 feet tall. Marco fell to the ground bleeding profusely from his he-winkie-hole. Was there anyone powerful enough to reign in this abominable FrankenWinkie??