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Played the flute extremely well, if ya know what I mean. But my favorite instrument to play is...

trom-boner; just kidding, I can't play anything but Rock Band! Once while hiking, I saw...

Two quails fucking and it turned me on. I wish I was a bird just so I could...

fuck it to death. Once, I had a shotgun and when I went quail hunting I...

Shot my own balls off. I still feel guilty about having my dog's balls removed because...

now I'm responsible for nutting on my wife's face. Where did the time go when...

I did acid every night for 3 straight months? I used a drone while I was at work to check up on my wife and to my dismay I saw...

she was still alive so in the end, I wasted all that money on a hitman for nothing! I should have known that hiring a hitman from McDonalds would....

Lead to him showing my wife his "Big Mac" while I was at work. After he gave her a double quarter pounder he then...

showed her the filthy Mc nasty with extra mayo and a doctors pecker to suck down. If I worked at McDonalds, I'd ....