Stupid Question -> Stupid Answer

[Taem]

Because I just saw your mom making out with your sister

Why does painting take so long?

[GregMXL]

Because you're painting with your tiny little weiny.

Why am I always hungry?

[ekkudapoxui]

Because you are not eating enough.

Why do I have an guitar exam tomorrow?

[Taem]

Because you're still in the School of Rock

How do you tell someone something without actually saying it directly?

[Jovoman]

It depends if you have a tatoo of a koenigsegg then sure


If the Devil says to you: you have to suck a dick or your whole family dies what would you do? ( hope that isnt to stupidly )

[Taem]

Is this the devils dick or some random dick? Could I suck my own dick? I'd try to do that, and hopefully not break my back in the process.

Why do my dogs love chewing up pretty much everything but their toys?

[billy500]

Because they love diddling up your doodles with their mouth gonorrhea.

Why is it that the y u no text not work no more?

[ekkudapoxui]

Cuz u no pro u yes noob yes. Work yes no difficult.

Who resurrected you?

[billy500]

The one true God, Gordon Ramsey.

What can I do to last longer in bed with my clown gf?

[Taem]

toss a bag over her face and imagine you're fucking a dog... should keep you going for another 5-10 min

where can i get a clown gf?