Stupid Question -> Stupid Answer

[billy500]

The freak show that lives in your sister's room.

How do I become the head developer for Sigma?

[flubbucket]

You need to practice your head developing skillz.


Can I wear black contacts instead of sunglasses??

[Taem]

Blindfolds work even better.

Where can I take my old dog when I grow tired of him?

[flubbucket]

To a woodchipper demonstration.

Do iPhones make better lovers??

[Taem]

Only iPhones + due to their extra large size

If they made an entire car out of an iPhone, where could I get this mythical iPhone car?

[flubbucket]

They're on backorder due to the windscreen being easily broken.


Will self-driving cars be gender neutral??

[GregMXL]

No sir, it's ma'am.

Is Sigma out yet?

[flubbucket]

Still in the closet...


Can I get that in red??

[darkstorm]

Still in the closet...


Can I get that in red??

Depends on the buttock you sit on.

Did illuminati influenced MXL:Sigma - if so, how?

[flubbucket]

Upon completion of each of the Ubers a digital chip is installed in your brain. It will slowly wrest control of your thoughts from you.


Can I play my life on softcore??