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billy500
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The freak show that lives in your sister's room.

How do I become the head developer for Sigma?
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flubbucket
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You need to practice your head developing skillz.


Can I wear black contacts instead of sunglasses??
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Taem
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Blindfolds work even better.

Where can I take my old dog when I grow tired of him?
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flubbucket
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To a woodchipper demonstration.

Do iPhones make better lovers??
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Only iPhones + due to their extra large size

If they made an entire car out of an iPhone, where could I get this mythical iPhone car?
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flubbucket
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They're on backorder due to the windscreen being easily broken.


Will self-driving cars be gender neutral??
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No sir, it's ma'am.

Is Sigma out yet?
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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Still in the closet...


Can I get that in red??
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flubbucket wrote:Still in the closet...


Can I get that in red??


Depends on the buttock you sit on.

Did illuminati influenced MXL:Sigma - if so, how?
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flubbucket
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Upon completion of each of the Ubers a digital chip is installed in your brain. It will slowly wrest control of your thoughts from you.


Can I play my life on softcore??