Continue The Story Haiku

[Taem]

You already know how these work so I won't bother posting an explanation. Just continue the story in typical 5/7/5 syllable haiku fashion.

START:

The boy went one day
To see his father, alone
The time had drawn nigh

[Food]

"Hi dad, I am son
me speak bad but I got big schlong"
commenced the proud boy

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Not knowing how syllables work in english, I used this, I hope it's ok

[Taem]

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lol, fucking awesome!

Dad exclaimed to son,
"You've really grown. Time for a wife!"
Son got quite and thought...

[GregMXL]

^^ You have 8 syllables in the second line and 6 in the last.
"But dad, I am gay."
Would he accept this big news,
or am I disowned?

[Taem]

^^ indeed. see what happens when you post at 12-1am.

Dad just smiled big,
"Son, I've always known you're special.
The wedding's arranged."

[GregMXL]

Then dad soon revealed,
"I too enjoy a man's touch."
Now son was happy!

[Taem]

until dad showed pic,
and son realized it was,
the man he loved too.

[GregMXL]

Son then pounded dad,
Extremely violently,
Incest is awesome.

[Taem]

lolol, omfg, this story.... so wrong!

dad then committed,
the ultimate final act,
and blew his head off!

[flubbucket]

The son grabs the head,
And gives it quite a boinking.
Now where is mother??