Nonsense Thread

[billy500]

did u sat on it and broke it u fatass?

This is the best comment I have seen in about 48 hours XD

[Wotan]

For them insomniax people out there



Makes sense

[Pinball]

If Iron Man use window

[GregMXL]

Finally found Zennyel.

[Rishab]

For them insomniax people out there

Actually this is not true. If u hold ur breath for long then u will pass out and will start breathing again, so u will eventually wake up.

[Quirinus]

Finally found Zennyel.

haha the squirrel is back

[Aspirine101]

For them insomniax people out there

Actually this is not true. If u hold ur breath for long then u will pass out and will start breathing again, so u will eventually wake up.

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u need to put plastic bag over head also overdose on sleeping pills before that then there's a good chance of success but u still might end up with brain damage instead anyway if u want to off yourself like me the best method is gun or od on heroin if u dont have then jump from high building but very high even 7 floors isnt high enough or jump in front of train but not in front of underground train statistics show theres 98% chance of success for surface train and only 60% for underground one anyway gun is best and for reading this helpful article pls send me a handgun and one bullet thank u

edit: also if u want to shoot urself with gun u need to put it inside mouth that is the best way although i call bullshit on everyone who says that handgun to temple wont 100% do the job i think they're retards, if you hit it properly you die 100% probably people are just nervous and slide their gun right before shooting and hit other place or something, i assure you temple does the job but to be safe do it in mouth

edit2: also dont attempt to cut wrists its very bad bad method very low chance of success if you want to cut something better go for carotid or jugular artery but u need very very sharp blade, kitchen knife wont do it anyway if u rly want cut wrists remember "down the road not across the street" also lay in warm bath while doing it also if u fail there is spot that if u cut it (dont remember name) u will have problems moving hand so ye, like i said dont touch wrist is bad method.

edit3: and to add to what rishab said u wont even passout because holding your breath to the point of passing out requires insane willpower

[Gekko64]

[Jaedong]

[Gekko64]