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Frytas
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GregMXL wrote:+Sigma is out for Christmas.
-Christmas of 2019.

that's still rather optimistic tbh

+due to a large amount of complaints, thorn stike now has ND
-weapon damage scaling inreased to 1450% to compensate

edit: mixed up Trap Rat's thorn wall(which is kinda useless, tbh) and Treewarden's thorn strike(which is pretty fucking strong), my bad
Edited by Frytas 7 years.
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GregMXL
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I think it will definitely be before 25 months from now.
+Thorn Wall replaced.
-Hunting Banshee buffed.
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+Traprat form gets health buff again.
-Quillstorm doesn't take any percentage of weapon damage
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+Holy Caster is buffed.
-Unholy Caster is shit.
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+holy paladin is buffed
-other classes are removed
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GregMXL
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+No more Heroic purifies.
-No more enemies.
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ekkudapoxui
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-median is now free for all pvp only
-damaging other players counts as team damage and is forbidden
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+Sigma is awesome.
-We have to pay to play now.
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+Sigma costs only 10$
-it has a lot of pay-to-win DLCs and they cost 10$ each
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+Tons of new items for Sigma
-They're all generic
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