Finish The Sentence

[flubbucket]

canary shaming from the conservative canary community. When Ellen Degeneres found out she...

[GregMXL]

Became a lesbian canary rights activist. When Donald Trump found out he...

[flubbucket]

accused the canary of not being a citizen of the United States of America and demanded it's immediate deportation. When Caitlyn Jenner found out he/she...

[GregMXL]

Turned back into whatever the hell he or she was originally. The canary didn't like this one bit and used her swooping tactics to...

[flubbucket]

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snatch that stank weave from the Jenner's head and flew to the top of the roof to make a new nest. The problem was...

[GregMXL]

It was all a setup so the canary could be the main focal point on that dreadful Kardashian show. Smartly the canary decided to...

[flubbucket]

have plastic surgery to make it obvious she wasn't a Kardashian but instead a Cardassian. However....

[GregMXL]

Everyone was now wondering whether the canary was still a girl or not. After widespread speculation it turned out...

[Taem]

to be a hermaphrodite. But that damn bird was also carrying the child of...

[flubbucket]

Larry the Cable guy, a known Zoophiliac with a particular leaning toward birds. It was then revealed....