Story Time

Taem ironically chanted "It's Alive!" as Marco's wenis became girthier and girthier, again something Marco was not accustomed to. Amazingly Flubbucket pulled out a giant sword which prevented monster healing and with one mighty swing was able to slow down this manly monstrosity. Flub figured if he can cut it down to normal size he can defeat this enormous erection! Unfortunately cutting it down to normal size basically meant kilking all but 3 inches of it. But Flub was up to the task. Sword in one hand, log in the other. He would not go down without a fight!

Charging forward he swung the sword with wild abandon. Hack! Hack! Hack! He chopped away at the Wankenstein monster and smeared the wounds with dooty until his hand was frozen to the blade. It looked like the he'd mastered the wenis.

Marco stood by helpless, watching his weenie shrink and shrink with each Flubbucket swing. Taem, frustrated, casts his deadly shitstorm but Marco with one last ditch effort is able to cast Sacred Armor on Greg and Flubs. Taem is pretty ticked now. He starts to summon his own army which looks very familiar.

The ocean of soupy shit starts to quiver and undulate as Taem continues chanting the words of summon. Slowly the peaks start to rise and form what appears to be shit soldiers, crap cavalry, turd troopers, doo doo dragoons, poopy pikemen, grunt guerrillas, and fecal federales.

^LOL
Flub searches and searches for anything that can help this battle for the forum. Taem's rectal reanimates are growing stronger and stronger. Regular forum members are turning into pudding people. Each Hershey squirt bigger than the last. Lingering Loafs of Logs seizing the night. Flubs using his light radius notices something shining though. It seems to be an Ancient Armor of some sort. One that is not being affected in the slightest by any of these flying farts.

Slogging through the shit soup flubbucket reaches for the Ancient Armor. Wrenching it from the mire he wipes a hand across it and sees the embedded Amethysts and recognizes it. It is Kaopectius Imodium of Pepto the Ancient Armor of the Probiotics. It is said this was what kept King Acidophilus alive during the Irritable Bowel uprising nearly a century ago.

This was it. This was clearly the item we needed to repel these butt nuggets. But the strength requirement was too much for flubbucket. He tried to put the armor on but it was too heavy. Who has enough strength to wear this beast of an armor.

As flubbucket sank slowly into the quagmire gasping for breath he saw out of the corner of his eye movement in his direction. Could this be the hero come to fight with them and save flubbucket from drowning in shit??

Suddenly GregMXL emerges wearing the Ancient Armor of the Probiotics. He grabs flubs before he almost drowns in the stool pool. As Taem launches numerous turd projectiles, Flub laughs at the power of the Kaopectius which protects him and Greg. But Taem then turns around and spreads his satanic sphincter ready to unleash the dogs of war. Will this armor be durable enough to handle such an attack from Taem's ridiculous rectum?

As GregMXL steels himself for the onslaught of fudge babies he tells flubbucket to get behind him and hold him steady in case the brown dragon proves to be too much.