Stupid Question -> Stupid Answer

Here they are.

Is covid really only 19??

Just wait till she turns 21... good times...

If you masturbate, you are technically having sex with your hand, so does that mean you can fall in love with your hand as if it were a living person?

My hands only love me for my money.

Do we really need a president??

If I were in any other country, I'd say "no" because they're usually called Prime Ministers.

If Bill Gates ran for president, would COVID vaccines becomes compulsory?

probably, but he will die from ligma before even getting to launch his campaign.

When will Joe Biden stop molesting children?

I will take, "Is Joe Biden even competent enough to lead this country," for $100

What could you buy with 6-trillion dollars if the budget passed and they gave YOU all the money?

Wagu beef...for one.

Can I change genders without me actually doing anything??

If Fauchi can change the definition of "gain-of-function" to avoid criminal prosecution for lying to Congress, then I don't see why not? If there is anything to learn from 2020-2021, it's that words, such as racism and gender and many more, are just pesky obstacles meant to be molded to fit ones own narrative.

If you consider yourself pan sexual, get castrated, then fall in love with an asexual robot, what will you consider your gender to be?

Karen.

Is a job in the fast food service the way to go nowadays??

Actually after government handouts and begging "donations", being homeless seems to way to go for ultimate leisure and income.

Where did I place my phone?