The Person Below Me

Awesome story.

Tpbm would try eating my flesh if we were stranded with no food on a mountain after a plane crash.

What do you mean "no food"....you look delicious!!

TPBM runs a thriving psychic business reading ramen noodles.

I can read your noodle too.

Tpbm has a tiny noodle.

I'm a grow-er not a show-er.

TPBM has been there and done that but opted for the Hillary Clinton bobblehead instead of the T-shirt

Hillary is a dirty pirate hooker.

Tpbm thinks Hilary Clinton is hotter than Salma Hayek in From Dusk Til Dawn.

So? I also slept with your mom :cheers:

and liked it

tpbm prefers mutual rubbing to penetration

To the window....to the wall

TPBM is banned from all nursing homes for taking and posting old lady upskirts

The ones with dementia don't even know I'm there.

Tpbm loves elephant porn.

Gimme that trunk in my trunk!!

TPBM keeps his loose change in his navel.

I'm broke and homeless.

Tpbm steals change from the homeless guy's cup.