Stupid Question -> Stupid Answer

Yes, definitely, but oddly enjoyable.

Will I drink beer while playing pool within the hour?

How can you not?

Should I just quit my job and become a stripper?

Depends on if you think there is a fetish market for obese male strippers? :lol:

If I opened up my own porn web site, do you think I could get "actors" easily by advertising on Craigslist, or would it be difficult to find willing people?

Check out that guy wit the imitation crab meat on Craig's List.

Would I find you on Christian Mingle looking for other gay christians?

Only if it were to find people for my porn website.

How would I do as president of the united states?

You'd supply a good amount of meat for this country.

How would I do as president of Blizzard?

fucking awesome, because you'd hire Marco and Whist as leads of development and get Laz as producer and maybe some guys around here for art direction, like Inertia.

Would I be able to start a riot if I were drunk and it was after a losing Lakers game?

That is a nice all star crew that Blizzard wishes they had. Answer to the Lakers question: No cause not only do they suck, but they are filthy rich and could care less whether you riot for them or not.

You think I should try out for the Detroit Red Wings organization at 38 years old?

Yes, definitely! Look at how McGwire and Bonds made their comebacks... you just need lots of steroids

My vet said my dogs need their teeth brushed daily, but my dogs fucking HATE it... how would you do it?

Give them greenies. I think those are safe and excellent for their teeth.

What should I do on this lovely Saturday morning?