I set the bar pretty low... after a stink in the pen for beating on my wife and kids, I get out cause they too afraid to press charges on me, so go home and beat some sense into them so they don't call the cops on me next time, but only after getting totally wasted. Gotta teach these dem kids a lesson!
Tpbm is so rich, their kids don't go to classes, but have private instructors for everything they do.