Finish The Sentence

[flubbucket]

Half Life 3 showed up on my phone as a jewel swapping game that uses....

[Taem]

[beat me to it]

that uses... 1000% of your cpu, instantly frying your phone which makes it...

[flubbucket]

only suitable for plugging a leaking anal gland. Now I make calls.....

[Taem]

by banging on my balls until I hear voices in my head. Then I know the phones connected to...

[Chris_Kush]

the afterlife where the raw meat and malt beer are plenty. Oh how I wish...

[GregMXL]

Those sex offender charges were dropped but alas...

[Chris_Kush]

hanging around playgrounds innocently handing out candy is frowned upon. The law states that...

[flubbucket]

"only consenting children can enter a Free Hugs and Candy van." However there is a loophole which...

[Chris_Kush]

is that children are considered adults if they can answer this simple question...

[flubbucket]

Am I wearing pants?? Also...