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Taem
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Granted! Lol

I wish I got paid for sleeping
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GregMXL
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Granted! But you get paid to be put out under anesthetics while getting plowed by some angry, hung, black prison men who haven't seen a woman in 10 years.

I wish I was younger.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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Taem
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Granted! You're turned into a literal baby with your normal cognitive functions and memory, however your new body is not fully developed yet so you can only coo and gurgle while you shut yourself daily.

I wish I could keep fucking my girlfriend without my wife being so jealous
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Granted! Now she creepily watches with a grin like Jack Nickelson in your closet. (I am also not sure if I spelt his last name correctly...)

I wish I had more negative cookies to boast about my non existing achievements.
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Granted! Your cookies have now taken a hit emotionally and are ready to commit suicide. So now you do and you and your cookies are dead and stuff. Game over.

I wish I could stop watching porn but there's just so many more categories to pick from whether it's elephants or just plain turds.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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Taem
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Granted! You start jerking off to infomercials instead and now can only get an erection when playing with power tools and women's jewelry.

I wish I could literally laugh until I puked in a matter of seconds as an "ultimate irony" type vendetta, directly into the persons face I felt deserved it most, anytime I wanted.
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GregMXL wrote:Granted! Then you realize there is no one around to repair your weapons and you're missing that God damn indestructible jewel. Now you're trapped in a shed surrounded by 25 walkers with just a butter knife.

I wish I could bone my upstairs neighbor.

Impressive! brother))
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Granted! But you were laughing so hard you started puking too much, now you cant stop and it lead you to dehydratation and consciousness loss. But dont worry! You still puke even in that state, which made everyone around you and puke in YOUR face.

I wish I could have some psycopath/sociopath characteristics without making me a killer/murderer.
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Granted! You're now the official psychopath of the Median forums which doesn't say much looking at some of the oddsters we have here.

I wish I was picked to play the role of Kevin Spacey in Se7en.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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Taem
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Granted, however after careful consideration, the director decided to have his character as a toilet avenger hiding out in the dankest of porti potties every to disgrace this earth, and that is from whence he committed his evil treachery that fulfilled all seven of the deadly sins at once for himself.

I wish I could magically change into a monkey and fling my hit at random people faces and they couldn't be mad cause I was a mother fucking monkey