The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

Fortunately you will find a duffel bag full of $100 dollar bills the next time you go to the mall.

Unfortunately they will be $100 bills in monopoly money.

Fortunately there's a fun monopoly tournament you can enter with a chance to win $50,000

Unfortunately I will never win that.

Fortunately you can win at monopoly because it's more about luck rolling the dice than skill.

Unfortunately you're right but it's just a game.

Fortunately you are now forced to do my homework

Unfortunately your teacher tells you that you get a free pass. Easy A no matter what!

Fortunately I can send you all good vibes now.

Unfortunately it is raining right now with 35 degree weather.