The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

Fortunately it got up to about 27 today.

Unfortunately this freezing weather will last at least two more weeks here in Texas.

Fortunately you'll warm up a lot faster than we will.

Unfortunately the faster it heats up in Texas the more mosquitoes start to swarm in.

Fortunately I love hot weather so don't care.

Unfortunately the sun is moving closer to earth every year.

Fortunately that means the warm weather will last longer too.

Unfortunately it means global warming is real!!!!

Fortunately it means we are all real.

Unfortunately we're all clones living in a world ruled by Jon Bon Jovi.