The "What Would You Do If" game

I'd kamikaze someone who will drop an impossible charm for me.
Wwydi if you found Danmaku in real life?

I'd try to pick it up, but I'd fail, cuz i dont have enough dexterity and im not even an amazon.

Wwydi you found assault helmet in real life?

I'd put some points in mountain king and wear dead fall so u can equip it.

Wwydi if you found a sacred unique Gothic plate?

I'd sig it cuz I really need sigs lul.

Wwydi you had all you forum badges in real life?

I'd say I was pretty skilled at the mod.

Wwydi you saw me in your window like a creepster?

I'd ask if you want to come in to have a steak dinner?

Wwydi you saw me in your window like a homeless child?

I'd feed you till you got fat.

Wwydi you had high cholesterol?

I'd have some problems with health and probably go on diet.

Wwydi you had very high IQ?

I wouldn't be here playing forum games.

Wwydi we made you an admin of the forums?

I'd thank you all and become Spamming Admin Vol.2(?)

Wwydi you hit 10k?