Story Time

The modder tries to start the truck but just as he does that wacky Canadian whist steals baby Sigma and refuses to post his whereabouts in the thread leaving many forumers ticked off on the lack of updates.

The modder then whips out his phone and proceeds to look for the wacky Canadian using Grindr.

Didn't take long to find him on grindr. He was first on the list. He slowly crept up on the mountie wannabe as he laid sleeping next to Sigma.

Noticing the growing bulge in his ninja pajamas he halted for a moment to let himself settle, averting his gaze from the Mountie's toned and tight fanny.

The mountie was so tired that he couldn't be awakened...not even my an extreme and violently rough handjob.

Using the sanitary wipes conveniently located on the side table, the modder cleaned up and then gently started to pick up baby Sigma.

He then dropped baby sigma right on top of the mountie and awakened him from his deep sleep thinking he had a wet dream.

The modder then starts to break dance, and the Mountie reciprocates leading to the never violent always riveting Break Dance Fight.

The modder makes a bet with the mountie that he is a better breakdancer and the winner gets to keep baby sigma.

Now how to determine who goes first......it has to be the one who is really really ridiculously good looking, but who decides?