^ Hahaha, typical badass
1:04 AM - Glitchy: i just participated in the strangest dnd game
1:04 AM - Segolia: do tell
1:04 AM - Glitchy: no
1:05 AM - Segolia: too weird?
1:04 AM - Glitchy: too strange
1:04 AM - Glitchy: dr. weird was in it
1:05 AM - Segolia: now I see the context of that video*
1:05 AM - Segolia: unless that was sarcasm
1:05 AM - Glitchy: i destroyed an entire arena
1:05 AM - Glitchy: i failed 3 rolls for suicide
1:06 AM - Segolia: wat
1:06 AM - Segolia: Why suicide?
1:06 AM - Segolia: not good for your health
1:06 AM - Glitchy: i rolled to commit honrable sudoku and then got a 4
1:06 AM - Glitchy: i rolled to bury myself alive and rolled a 4
1:07 AM - Segolia: ROFL
1:07 AM - Segolia: How do you even..
1:07 AM - Glitchy: i dug my foot into the ground and that's it
1:07 AM - Segolia: ROFL
1:07 AM - Segolia: How did you fail stabbing yourself in the chest though?
1:07 AM - Glitchy: i successfully offered my only ally to the final boss
1:07 AM - Glitchy: who then synthisized with the boss
1:07 AM - Glitchy: i then rolled a 20 when i wanted to leave
1:08 AM - Segolia: you were clearly needed in anohter planet and not allowed to die
1:08 AM - Glitchy: i just remembered
1:08 AM - Glitchy: my ally rolled 2 0-sided dice
1:09 AM - Segolia: wot
1:09 AM - Glitchy: he rolled a black hole and that's how the boss died
1:10 AM - Segolia:
1:10 AM - Glitchy: i stopped questioning things when i failed my 2nd suicide roll and my ally fucked a goblin to death
1:11 AM - Segolia: ROFL
1:11 AM - Glitchy: after that he threw me at the last one and it worked out
1:11 AM - Glitchy: rolled a 16
1:12 AM - Segolia: 'the last one' ?
1:11 AM - Glitchy: the last goblin
1:12 AM - Segolia: oh I see now
1:12 AM - Segolia: literally thew you at a goblin
1:12 AM - Glitchy: the first one was fucked to death, the second one was shot by a buddy who was trying to stab my ally, the third one killed itself by jumping off a cliff and i was thrown at the last one
1:12 AM - Glitchy: it was
1:12 AM - Glitchy: weird/10
1:16 AM - Segolia: quick roll a dice for me DM
1:16 AM - Segolia: tell me if I fall asleep
1:16 AM - Glitchy: on that note i think i'm going to try and attempt to sleep
1:17 AM - Glitchy: i'd probably roll a 1 and get like murdered while trying to sleep tbh