Story Time

weaboo, he began having severe weight issues from eating all Pocky he could get his hamfists around ; salvation came however , in the form of a great...

...dildo. The weabo called it ''the dildo of destiny'', which he used only in special ocassions (specially on christmas). His overweight helped him conceal the weapon between the fat of his belly, making it a perfect weapon to carry around. Until the day it was needed for...

...self defense. He realized while the dildo had many recreational uses, none of them were practical in this situation. He got his ass kicked because he was a fat weeaboo trying to hit people with his extra large purple dildo he found in his moms room that he liked to pretend was a great weapon of power. He pretty bummed that he got the shit knocked out of him, so to cheer himself up he decided to...

...order another katana replica off ebay, because in his mind he is part of naruto's hidden leaf village, when in fact he was just a dumbass weeaboo. He tried to master Kage no Bunshin Jutsu, but his chakra was too inneficient , and to counter that he...

...Ordered a Konoha Bandana with a scratch on it (symbol of his rebelion against all ninja of konoha) which gave him a +5 to chakra (weabo class only) which helped him with his training. 3 months passed and he mastered the Kage Bunshin no jutsu (not kage no bunshin jutsu lul) and the sexy no jutsu. So, there he was with a pink dildo, a katana and a bandana + his new skills which allowed him to replicate himself and turn the copies into 12 yo female anime grill, but not before long...

...he heard a knock on the door. "POLICE OPEN UP" he knew he was goin to the slammer for a while because of all those underaged grills, but luckily he had gained new found powers after months of training, and he sliced all the police in half with his katana and then banished them to the dildo realm with his giant pink (i guess it changed from purple to pink) dildo. He was content and happy that he got away, until...

...his mom woke him up, in tears and screaming. He woke up with an erection, an erection that made his mommy cry. After trying to hide the boner, he get up of the bed and went to his school. But first, he kissed his waifu pillow goodbye while his mother was looking at him in terrible disappointment. Once he got to his school..

His mom had to bleach his white sheets and pillows that were now stained yellow which aroused her a bit so she started to...

..rub herself against the wall like a wild monkey in the estrous cycle. When she finished, she had to clean all the wall/floor full of fluids, which made her feel ashamed after it. ''Oh no, what I've I done. Incest thoughts D:''. His son was at school, unknowing the events that are to come. Once he arrived home after a long&hard day of school he found his mom in bed, she was...

Not expecting him home so soon, and she still had fluids all over the floor she had not yet cleaned...